Beady little eyes staring up at me from her desk. She squints them and releases, strangling those few sparse seconds. I'm not gonna see them again. At least not in this context. Probably for the best. I would've fucked it up eventually ( Read more... )

The implication is that I'm some sort of emotional nomad who goes from one set of people, from one group of relationships, from one social environment to the other. That emotional relationships don't matter to me because I'm of the mentality that nobody is all that special and I'm bound to find someone else similar (or close enough) to the person I ( Read more... )

Or: what my coworkers have to put up with on a daily basis.

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I'm sorry.

You know those moments when you say something that you think is sharp and clever, and you're proud of yourself and strut off feeling like the baddest, wittiest motherfucker alive ( Read more... )

The Joker is dead. I feel like a terrible person because my first thought was OH SHIT HOW IS THIS GOING TO AFFECT THE BATMAN MOVIE ( Read more... )

This entry is dedicated to Maggie, who asked me for it.

So the paperwork is done and in no more than a few days I should be the proud father of a beautiful baby duckling called Santi (only because the zoo people will not let me name him Satan). Apologies to those who were confused by my last post ( Read more... )

Restore from saved draft. Tech support. Thank you for contacting... name is... may I please. Enter customer telephone number. Search for customer. Pull up account. Verify account holder information. Is customer elegible for support? Yes. Is customer account active and enabled? Yes. Customer is using broadband or narrowband? Narrowband. Which ( Read more... )

Early monday mornings are never exactly a pretty sight when in college. One quick look around will reveal a room full of young adults whose once-existing love for knowledge and culture and cinema and philosophy and art has been replaced by the heavy burden of one masive, built-up hangover, coupled with an almost total lack of sleep. Many of the ( Read more... )

"I had to wonder what happened to every human in the two decades between seven and twenty seven to turn a kitten into a cow. Why did children seem to be so often spontaneous, joyfilled and concentrated while adults seemed controlled, anxiety-filled and diffused ( Read more... )

Pet peeve: People who, when being relatively silent during most of a group discussion, suddenly butt in with the very first inane fucking comment that pops into their brain barely related to the topic at hand, just so they feel like they're participating in the conversation. Example? This incredibly stupid bitch I was somehow weaseled into " ( Read more... )